July 2nd, 2007
Idiot Boyfriend
My wonderful boyfriend makes me a turkey sandwich and gives me almost a pound of turkey on the sandwich and a bag of chips on my plate. I took off most of the meat and gave him the chips, then I look at him and go I can’t eat all this. He say You need to catch up with me! (weight wise) I said no way, don’t you like your women skinny? And he says “No, I like them fat like you.” He’s a funny s.o.b
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